Dear Eddy Kenzo, this is what you need to do to emerge on top after Rema dumped you

Dear Edrisa Musuuza aka Kenzo.

I am sorry that the discussions after your ex girlfriend Rehema Namakula married her gynaecologist Hamza Sebunya, have turned to be about you.

You never generate so much buzz in Uganda even after winning your enviable BET award.

I don’t know if to thank God or you that finally you’re making headlines like you always desired.

You are free to milk this publicity to your advantage. Already I am seeing your music is making more rounds these days. So, you don’t have to cry like you’ve done. Not all is lost.

I have also read with concern that you have threatened to stop your music career if Sheikh Nuuhu Muzaata, who you’re running after for speaking unkind words about you at Rema’s kukyala, does not apologise.

I also hear you’ve threatened to demonstrate against Sheikh Muzaata, again. if he doesn’t apologize to you.

Kenzo! What’s wrong with you?

Many heartbroken men have stood up with you in this saga, but are now fed up since you’ve turned yourself as a small baby.

You’re not the first man to be chucked. Neither are you the last one. All heartbroken people move on or commit suicide. You must choose your path wisely and with courage.

Unfortunately, the threats you’re making against Muzaata might come to nothing. You cannot see them through. What if Muzaata refuses to apologise! Will you really stop singing? What will you eat?

Kenzo, you clearly recall your childhood with so much pain. Poverty and ambition drove you to success. You ran away from poverty for crying out loud. You claim to work hard to avoid returning to poverty. Will you stop to work because you’re throwing tantrums over Rema or the mere mention of your mother?

Please!

Way forward

Boy, don’t be a cry baby. Don’t explain anything to anyone. No one is asking for any explanations from you.

Instead, do what men do. Wish Rema well. Let her go. Agree how best you’ll take care of your daughters. Already, Rema and Hamza seem to be doing okay in their public relations. You, Kenzo, are looking bad. You sound like a witch!

Sit down and evaluate if Rema has any chances of coming back. Bebe Cool did that to Zuena Kirema, and actually came back. He knew which buttons to touch to win her again. If you know Rema more than Hamza, that would be your advantage to put Hamza in his place and take back your girl.

Unfortunately, she seems all gone.

She is actually happier. And she said it that Hamza had wiped away her tears! Your relationship with Rema had come down to that. She couldn’t fail to admit it. Now you’re the one crying. Stop it. Please.

What you need to do is what Diamond Platinum in Tanzania is doing. Enjoy your party. You’re a big star. And desirable to many women. It cannot be you only had Rema in your closet.

Be seen celebrating your singlehood again. Party,  chief. Choose even a hotter girl to give you some company as you look for Mrs Right who might actually never come.

Just stop whining. You look bad. You look wicked with those tears. You’re terrible sounding like a sour loser.

Instead of calling for demonstrations, throw a party and have fun with your friends. Love is a game. Sometimes you win, other times, you lose. Accept its verdict.

Good riddance.