American professional mourner Sylvester Ricardo Moss has just listed his rates on Facebook.
Do you want to boost your funeral? Hire me….the professional mourner to come and cry at the funeral.
Below are the “Summer Special” prices:
1. Normal crying $50,
2. Bahamian hollering $100,
3. Crying and rolling on the ground $150,
4. Crying and threatening to jump into the grave $200,
5. Crying and actually jumping in the grave $1000
Inbox me for bookings
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